A Midge in Your Hand Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt: Modern by Stuart McLean

By Stuart McLean

An irreverent romp via Scottish proverbs - with chapters starting from previous Scottish Proverbs remodeled and glossy Scottish Proverbs throughout the Midge, Scottish Chat-Up traces, and Scottish Insults to Glaswegian Proverbs. to not be taken heavily in any respect!

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Shut up! A bheil telebhisean agad? We’re from the Wee Free and are hunting down God-forsaking heathens. Ilka body disnae hae the like o’ that. He seems to have contracted H5N1 Bird Flu. indd 40 21/06/2007 09:25:13 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt Better ne’er begun than ne’er ended. Never do anything today that you can put off until tomorrow. Better be freends a’ a distance than enemies a’ hame. The perfect divorce is one that doesn’t require a court restraining order. indd 41 21/06/2007 09:25:13 A Midge in Your Hand...

A sick-line a day keeps the doctor away. It’s as difficult to get the Poll Tax out of the Socialist as it is to get the Socialist out of the pub. indd 49 21/06/2007 09:25:13 A Midge in Your Hand... If you want to know if you’ll still want sex in thirty years take a good hard look at your motherin-law. Never buy any pet that you couldn’t take in a fight. There’s no fool like old Hamish McLachlan. indd 50 21/06/2007 09:25:13 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt Sticks and stones may break my bones but age, sex and racial discrimination will be reported to the Equal Opportunities Commission.

Indd 38 21/06/2007 09:25:12 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt Aw things haes an end, an’ a pudden haes twa. Everything comes to an end, apart from the wife’s homemade blackpudding which just seems to last an eternity. He left his silver in his ither pootch. He’s a mean old bastard. As merry’s a mautman. As merry as an Jedburgh Ned in a field of marijuana. indd 39 21/06/2007 09:25:13 A Midge in Your Hand... Gie yer tongue mair holidays than yer heid. Shut up! A bheil telebhisean agad? We’re from the Wee Free and are hunting down God-forsaking heathens.

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